Living close to one of the world’s great wine producing regions, going to wine tasting events is unavoidable. Years ago, a few friends and I started a drinking club called Oinos, the purpose of which was to get together to taste expensive liquor including fine wine. We used to pitch in money to buy and taste spirits and wine that were often beyond the scope of individual purchases. A few of the participants in this developed a good taste for wine and became, for lack of a better phrase, wine snobs. Some actually can distinguish between different varietals and regions of origin but others are merely pretentious fudgers like me. After years of trying very hard to act sophisticated when tasting wine and spouting off adjectives from the aroma wheel, I am giving up and have decided to settle on a simple system of tasting wine. If the wine snobs among my friends don’t like my new system, I don’t care.
My system involves only two ratings: good or bad (1 or 0). I either like the wine or I don’t. If that means an occasional white zinfandel or rose wine will slip through and be rated 1, so be it. Whether or not you like a wine is highly subjective (like all food). The critics might have their favorites among the expensive wines but for mere mortals (especially people like me who have damaged taste buds from years of eating spicy food), a simple system is better than trying to come up with which berry the wine tastes like or whether there is a whiff of tobacco in the air after swirling the liquid about in your latest Riedel purchase. I wish everyone would just shut up and drink.