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rantlust » renéejo http://www.rantlust.com Fri, 15 Jul 2011 00:49:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en The Red Light Fight http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2008/12/10/the-red-light-fight/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2008/12/10/the-red-light-fight/#comments Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:51:19 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/?p=1041 Meanwhile in other news, in my backyard, a fight is brewing over the recent efforts by the Amsterdam city government to reduce the number of brothels and ‘coffee shops’ in the red light district. The city leaders rationalise this by saying that this move will help reduce organised crime. One of them also soothes the nerves by saying: “We can still have sex and drugs, but in a way that shows the city is in control.”

The various sections of society that’ll be severely affected by this ‘cleanup’ plan to fight back vigorously. Maybe it’s time for all the ‘lusters’ lurking here to rant about this as well.

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Bring back the MJ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2008/11/19/bring-back-the-mj/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2008/11/19/bring-back-the-mj/#comments Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:05:18 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/?p=1025 I miss him.

It’s unfortunate the man is still the target of lawsuits. One can’t help but feel sorry Jacko.

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Fallback plan for high petrol prices http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2008/07/28/fallback-plan-for-high-petrol-prices/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2008/07/28/fallback-plan-for-high-petrol-prices/#comments Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:31:18 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/?p=1011 It seems like things are getting real bad out there in the good old US of A. Because the OPEC gods haven’t been smiling on America of late, some upstanding citizens are turning to the real deal for lower gasoline prices.

A few people gathered in a gas station in St. Louis recently to pray to God for lower gas prices. Are cartoons allowed?

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Scala http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2008/04/25/scala/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2008/04/25/scala/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:26:07 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2008/04/25/scala/ Here’s to girl power! Paul Potts might have been the rage last year for ‘Britain’s got talent’, and this year also we have a budding opera singer (a 13 year old named Andrew Johnston) but it’s the electric string instrument quartet of Scala that’s impressing me.

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Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2008/02/01/sarah-silverman-and-matt-damon/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2008/02/01/sarah-silverman-and-matt-damon/#comments Sat, 02 Feb 2008 00:43:51 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2008/02/01/sarah-silverman-and-matt-damon/ She’s frequently annoying and Matt is a god. Good pair? You decide.

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Lethargy http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/11/13/lethargy/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/11/13/lethargy/#comments Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:48:05 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/11/13/lethargy/ It’s not easy to write when you are going around the world (it’s taking more than 80 days). At the time I first announced my intentions to travel and keep the rantlust community updated on my adventures, I thought I’ll really stick to it. But there’s been too many ‘I’ll-blog-at-the-next-pit-stop’ promises to myself without much avail. Travelling is a draining activity especially if you are doing too much stuff. It’s been three months since I last wrote (about Tibet) and now Tibet is such a distant memory.

The Internet is everywhere I go and yet, I can’t bring myself to write. I am not even writing on my journal. And slowly over the months, I have attained this stage of travel nirvana where I don’t even see a lot of the touristy stuff. I just show up at places, meet some people (some fellow travelers, some locals) and just hang. Sip a coffee or chai here, sip a beer there, eat some noodle soup here, eat some Thai fish curry there. I sit and watch children play on the beach; young adults canoodle on park benches; Japanese tourists take pictures of me with whatever statue is behind me; get hit on by local men and touristy women. Life goes on. I occasionally pop into an Internet cafe to check on close friends and family and let them know I’m still in it. But even news has lost a lot of the meaning for me. I mean, what’s the point really? Unless you are on a world domination spree, why bother with what’s happening thousands of miles away? Give the conscience a break and be selfish… in your moment for a while. It feels good.

Random thoughts. Observing people and surroundings with nary a care in the world. Feeling good about humanity. Remembering how tough, interesting, life-changing and amazing the last few months of my life have been. Missing those close to me. Wishing I could get a hug.

I am now in a tiny cafe in Hobart, Tasmania. Beautiful weather. A few clouds in the sky, summer is approaching. I can see Sullivan’s Cove from where I sit. A beautiful woman with a Spanish accent sits by herself at a table nearby. Probably late 30s. She’s talking on a sleek looking phone (no, not the iPhone) to probably a jilted lover. She’s angry but the voice is soft but steady. On the only other table sits a young boy with headphones bigger than his head wrapped around. A girl sits opposite him bored and having a cake. He’s reading some thick tome. The waiter likes me. Keeps coming to my table to chit chat. I think I’ll indulge him. He’s cute. Pakistan and Darfur don’t interest me now. I am living in the here and now. And loving it.

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The Train Ride http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/08/21/the-train-ride/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/08/21/the-train-ride/#comments Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:13:36 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/08/21/the-train-ride/ Tibet or Xizang as the Chinese call it, has been a dream destination for me and I finally made it out there a couple of weeks ago. And what a journey! I took the recently built Qinghai-Tibet train which is an engineering marvel as it goes through some spectacular scenery at very high altitudes. The journey on this train takes almost 48 hours from Beijing to Lhasa but is worth it just for the Golmud-Lhasa section. I booked a soft sleeper and the accommodations are quite luxurious. The train is pressurized to prevent altitude sickness. The Tanggula pass at 5072 metres through which the train passes makes this the highest rail track in the world. The dining car is decent and there is even a bar on the train. What’s amazing about this rail line is that a significant section of it is on permafrost.

I didn’t feel any effects of altitude during the train ride though I did often feel woozy once in Lhasa. This is a journey that every one who goes to China should take. You will not be disappointed.

Blogging is not easy from China as I found that from some Internet cafes I can’t even access rantlust. Weird. Now that I am finally out of China and am in Vietnam, I hope I’ll be able to blog more about my year off travelling the world.

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Thoughts on the Middle Kingdom http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/07/26/thoughts-on-the-middle-kingdom/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/07/26/thoughts-on-the-middle-kingdom/#comments Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:35:38 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/07/26/thoughts-on-the-middle-kingdom/ As regular readers know, I am on the first leg of a year long odyssey away from the Netherlands, starting in China. After more than three weeks here, I am beginning to fall in love with this country…something that I didn’t expect when I landed with some trepidation in Beijing on a smoggy day in late June.

With absolutely no knowledge of the language and having never been in this part of the world before, I was a bit anxious when my taxi made its way through throngs of bicycles and smoke spewing automobiles into the heart of Beijing where I had booked two nights in a very touristy district targeting westerners named Sanlitun. I did this because I wanted to orient myself with the city before venturing into the unknown.

After a couple of days wandering around Tiananmen Square (yes, that square) and the Forbidden City (a truly magnificent architectural achievement), I checked out and moved into a less touristy part of town in the north and while it meant that I had to take public transport to get to the city centre, it was a big relief for a long time backpacker like me. I finally felt at ease.

I spent a week in Beijing enjoying the fabulous but somewhat fear inducing cuisine (I still didn’t and won’t try to eat baby snakes) such as bugs, Szechuan hotpot, Beijing duck, Xinjiang muslim cuisine etc. No sign of dogs at any of the restaurants I went to even though I pored through some of the non-English menus looking for characters for dog meat (gou rou). Beijing is a big and crowded city but it has a lot to offer for fans of history and colourful architecture, the greatest of which are the various sections of the Great Wall. Until deciding to come here and starting to research China, I thought that the Great Wall was just one place where you go to, not the multiple sections strewn all over. I went to only the Simatai section and hiked around a bit on the wall. It’s a beautiful section (thank you again, anupcs, for the recommendation).

From Beijing it was a nice train ride to Xi’An the land of the famous terracotta warriors of China’s first emperor, Qin (pronounced Chin) Shi Huang. Mind blowing! After a couple of days here, I went to climb Tai Shan, one of the sacred mountains in China that thousands of pilgrims climb every year. The easy and sane way to the summit is on a Gondola but I decided to climb the darn thing. I was probably one of the very few foreigners (wei guo ren) going this arduous route up what seemed like never ending series of steps. I was definitely the only white woman climbing that day. But after a few hours of painful climbing, I finally reached the summit. It was definitely worth it. It was a clear day and I had fabulous views though this was unlike any other hill or mountain I have climbed before in that there were literally more than a hundred people at the top with me and there is no one specific place to call a submit. It seemed more like a plateau on the top complete with restaurants and shops.

After Tai Shan, I returned to Beijing and went to Inner Mongolia to spend a few days drinking Yak milk. The country of Mongolia wasn’t on my unplanned itinerary but now I am thinking about it while sipping tea in an Internet cafe back in Beijing. I am now thinking of skipping Korea and going to Mongolia instead. I have to go looking for a way to get the proper travel documents.

Thoughts on China so far? Friendly people who’ll go out of their way to help you if you at least make an effort to speak the language. More so in the countryside than in Beijing. A lot of German cars (mostly black) on the streets in Beijing competing with bicycles. Construction everywhere…getting ready for the Olympics, I am sure. People are well dressed in bars and clubs but not so on the streets. Language is very difficult and it’s impossible to survive if you don’t know have at least a phrasebook knowledge of it. While my accent is terrible, I seem to be able to communicate OK to the locals…at least good enough to get by. I have cancelled my onward ticket to Seoul and have no specific plan on when to leave China. I might just decide to stay a week or two longer and go to say, Tibet. The Middle Kingdom (Zhong Guo) is a magnificent country that you should consider visiting before the Olypmics next year after which I am sure millions more will come and ruin the pristine nature of some of the remote corners of China.

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A Year Off from the Rodent Race http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/07/05/a-year-off-from-the-rodent-race/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/07/05/a-year-off-from-the-rodent-race/#comments Fri, 06 Jul 2007 02:11:11 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/07/05/a-year-off-from-the-rodent-race/ I finally did it! I quit my job, sold my flat and am already on my way to a journey that I hope will be life changing. After thinking very hard about this for at least a year and after long and painful conversations with those near and dear to me, I have decided to take at least a year off and travel the world mostly to exotic places that I haven’t spent much time in. Alone. I have no specific itinerary yet but am going to make them as I go along. I am only packing a small rucksack with a change of clothes for a week. I am not even taking a camera. I want to experience everything first hand and have my journal and this blog as my place to record my experience as I travel the world in search of meaning for my existence. I am not sure how much internet access I’ll have during the next year or so but I’ll try to update this blog with my experiences with the curious people, animals and places I will encounter whether it be in the train to Tibet or among the lemurs in Madagascar.

I am sooo shit scared but at the same time the adrenalin levels have never been higher. I am already in my first stop… Beijing, China and am writing this from here. More later… Zai Jian and Ni Hau.

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(Hic) Sarkozy http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/06/18/hic-sarkozy/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/06/18/hic-sarkozy/#comments Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:40:06 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/06/18/hic-sarkozy/ Vive le Gaul. The latest incumbent of the Elysée palace has been caught drunk at the G8 summit. French surrender or not, I say we should give the man a break. He might have had a few too many of his country’s fine wine. Who can blame him for that? Or did he really have some Vodka with RasPutin?

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Targeting Virgins http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/04/20/targeting-virgins/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/04/20/targeting-virgins/#comments Fri, 20 Apr 2007 14:11:27 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/04/20/targeting-virgins/ A Dutch (who else?) escort agency has announced a service just for virgins. Computer geekdom is the target market. They will provide a three hour (minimum) service during which the participants will explore each others body, take baths together, massage each other, etc. At the end of the sessions, the virgin geeks will come out knowing how to pleasure a woman. Tall order.

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Tech Support from the Middle Ages http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/03/26/tech-support-from-the-middle-ages/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/03/26/tech-support-from-the-middle-ages/#comments Mon, 26 Mar 2007 19:42:16 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/03/26/tech-support-from-the-middle-ages/ When the book replaced the scroll…

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Suzanna Lubrano http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/03/16/suzanna-lubrano/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/03/16/suzanna-lubrano/#comments Sat, 17 Mar 2007 00:37:28 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/03/16/suzanna-lubrano/ Césaria Évora is the singer that comes to mind when people think of the Cape Verde islands. Now, after seeing her live late last year in Cape Verde, I believe Suzanna Lubrano can give Évora a run for her money. The music styles are very different. While Évora sings a type of music called morna (a type of blues), Lubrano sings a more upbeat type of music called zouk. The music is infectious and great to dance to and Lubrana has a distinctly sexy voice. Her smouldering looks don’t hurt either. I am proud to say that she calls The Netherlands home (she moved here with her parents when she was four).

Check out her music video of the part English song ‘Tudo Pa Bo’:

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Bathroom Mania http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/03/08/bathroom-mania/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/03/08/bathroom-mania/#comments Thu, 08 Mar 2007 17:53:47 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/03/08/bathroom-mania/

Dutch designer Meike van Schijndel designs toilets and one of her controversial designs is called ‘Kisses’. These are pouty woman’s mouth shaped men’s urinals. Quoting from the product literature for ‘Kisses’:


‘Kisses!’ transforms a daily event into a blushing experience! Works better than aiming at the fly! This is one target men will never miss!

McDonald’s thought well of the product and installed in one of their outlets in Holland only to have it removed later due to complaints by a shocked (male) American tourist. Do Americans have to enforce their silly political correctness elsewhere in the world?

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The iPhone http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/01/09/the-iphone/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/01/09/the-iphone/#comments Tue, 09 Jan 2007 19:45:53 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2007/01/09/the-iphone/ The iPhone is finally here from the company now known simply as Apple Inc. What a beauty! Too bad it’s going to be a while before it’s available in Europe. It will be time to replace my trusty old Nano when that happens.

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Online Etiquette http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2006/12/15/online-etiquette/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2006/12/15/online-etiquette/#comments Fri, 15 Dec 2006 19:36:37 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2006/12/15/online-etiquette/ David Pogue writes in the NYT about the lack of courtesy in online forums. Luckily for us at rantlust, we are not big enough for the morons with bad grammar and bad etiquette to comment frequently. The disagreements have been mostly civil and polite even if heated. Some theories that Pogue has about the lack of etiquette (quoting verbatim):

  • On the Internet, you’re anonymous. Since you don’t have to face the person you’re dumping on, you don’t see any reason to display courtesy.
  • On the Internet, you’re anonymous. You worry that your comments might get lost in the shuffle, so you lay it on thick to enhance your noticeability.
  • Young people who spend lots of time online are, in essence, replacing in-person social interactions with these online exchanges. With so much less experience conversing in the real world, they haven’t picked up on the value of treating people civilly. That is, they haven’t yet hit the stage of life when getting things like friends, a spouse and a job depend on what kind of person you are.

Sarcasm in posts/comments are okay but let’s hope that unnecessary personal attacks and hostile comments don’t cloud our enjoyment of this blog.

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Farting on Planes http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2006/12/06/farting-on-planes/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2006/12/06/farting-on-planes/#comments Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:03:19 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2006/12/06/farting-on-planes/ When you fart on a plane, it’s better to let the fellow passengers suffer. A woman with flatulence problems has caused an American Airlines flight to land. She had apparently lit some matches to mask the odours. If you are inside the Matrix, however, fart away.

And while we are on the subject of flatulence, check out this spoof of the X-men called X-Lax Men (featuring Bill Clinton). Hilarious.

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Noble Imperialists http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2006/11/29/noble-imperialists/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2006/11/29/noble-imperialists/#comments Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:12:11 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2006/11/29/noble-imperialists/ Moving on from one nutcase dictator to another… The Iranian president (I find it difficult to spell out his last name) has written a letter to ‘Noble Americans’. It’s full of his usual anti-Bush rhetoric. Well, at least this guy likes writing letters and he even has a blog. And he doesn’t look as clownish as Kim Jong-Il.

Ahmadinejad drives the West

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Kramer is a Racist http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2006/11/21/kramer-is-a-racist/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2006/11/21/kramer-is-a-racist/#comments Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:23:01 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2006/11/21/kramer-is-a-racist/ I think this is it for washed up actor Michael Richards (Kramer on Seinfeld) after he used the N-word on a couple of audience members during a recent show.

And the apology on David Letterman (with Jerry Seinfeld as a guest) is not likely to rescue whatever he had left in his career. I think he is on crack or something. In the apology he refers to Blacks as ‘Afro-Americans’. What a nut job!

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Cheer up Republicans http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2006/11/11/cheer-up-republicans/ http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2006/11/11/cheer-up-republicans/#comments Sat, 11 Nov 2006 16:02:26 +0000 renéejo http://www.rantlust.com/reneejo/2006/11/11/cheer-up-republicans/ Who else to cheer up the US Republicans these days than our (newly) beloved comic, Borat?

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