The Perfect Shave
After slightly more than two decades, I have finally attained the state of nirvana when it comes to shaving. Call me a shaving snob, if you will. With a fast growth (what 5 o’clock shadow — more like 1 o’clock) and a thickness that rivals the Black Forest, nicking has been a weekly occurrence for most of my post pubescent life. Not anymore. I have discovered shaving oil and perfected the art of shaving.
First a hot water shower that allows my facial pores to open up. Then comes a liberal splash of more hot water on the face at the sink (I am not an in-the-shower shaver primarily due to the fact that my vision without glasses is far from 20/20). Then I pour a few drops of shaving oil onto my palms and spread it evenly across the stubble. I allow it to settle in for a few seconds and then lather up my face with shaving cream, using a badger brush to spread it evenly (and in the process, saving on the cream). I use a decent blade (currently the favorite is Fusion from Gillette) in smooth motions to wipe the face clean of hair. Just one stroke per area is sufficient. I start with the cheeks and work my way inwards. The chin is last. The rinsing is done with cold water and to finish up, I spread only a small amount of after shave. I don’t believe in being masochistic and having an alcohol based after shave applied. I currently am using a sandalwood based balm that finishes off a very satisfying shave.
Gone are the days when I used to think that shaving was as bad as flossing. I now look forward to my shaving ritual daily. Try it, maybe you will too.


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One time i try to shave with camel hair, but after I apply soap, and try to put on face, camel move away. Then it try to bite me. But when Natalia use same camel brush to shave hair on chest, camel not mind. This camel know which side his bread is lathered, yas? Badger is good, better than camel, but my friend barber he tell me beaver is best… you know what i means (wink)
Or are you worried that you won’t be able to resist sipping some of the alcohol
Probably you didn’t treat the camel well last time you two dated
So, why is this post tagged under “Health & Fitness” ? This is more like metrosexual, Übersexual, homosexual…I know of a lot of perfectly fit and very healthy men with beards.
*Applause* for using a shaving brush and traditional cream! I’m not a big fan of pre-shave oils myself; I think better prep and beard reduction are the keys. But a Fusion? $3/cartridge? Eww.
I use a safety razor and my blades cost me $0.17.